Ok, I've always had like a feeling that my cat thinks it's human. Like, if I lived with a family of cats, I'd probably think I was a cat too so it makes sense. Anyway, I often have conversations with the cat that go like this:
'look I don't understand what you're saying-what does that mean?'
'ok, now if you want to communicate you have to use proper words, I think you're just being lazy'
'nope, keep trying'
Then she will mope off in a huff...
Anyway this morning I was on gogglemaps and the cat was being annoying cos she wanted feeding and she kept walking over the keyboard and shit and then suddenly this appeared on the screen:
Like my cat actually typed it .....
My cat said "oiiiiiiiiiiii" to me.....My cat communicated with words!!!
OMG I knew it-I looked at her and she was staring back at me smuggly as if to say 'happy now?'
OMG I opened up a pages doc thinking we could maybe get a conversation going.
'mmmmmmmmm' she typed
Oh right yeah food... Ok I get it....
Maybe next we could discuss political views or feminism or something but one step at a time I guess...