Friday, 19 February 2010
Brothers and Sisters
Dear father of my child,
Although I think you are a complete b (which I'm sure you know), I would just like to thank you for having so many children. Even though you did it for different reasons, I am glad that my son has siblings and I don't have to feel guilty for having an only child. I also think that you have very good taste in the mothers you choose. This is the only thing I will ever admit that you are good at however and also the only thing that I will ever thank you for.
From the mother of one of your children, who are all beautiful and adorable (because you choose such good mothers!)