Woke up later than planned, got the son up, spent 20 minutes searching for his other football sock, realized his football top had missed the washing machine so scrubbed the mud off and stuck it in the dryer quickly, realized we had ran out of milk, rang the linesman and asked him to pick some milk up on the way round, boyfriend decides to emerge from the bedroom, linesman turns up at the door with milk as requested. "Happy Valentines Day" he calls out as I let him in.
Boyfriend: "What? oh.... ssshit!"